Pornonymous: Ava Rose

Ava Rose is one of my favorite porn stars and I think—though I can’t be sure—that if I didn’t get bargefuls of porn shipped to me each month for free, that hers would be the type of porn I would actually buy.

But the question is moot (once, at a DMV in Mississippi, a clerk responded to my fee dispute by saying “the question is mute,” which made me laugh). After all, I survived quite happily for years with a single porn DVD (and, whatever problems I might have had with my rich tapestry of girlfriends and wives, only one‘s craziness didn’t translate into richly rewarding experiences in the sack or, if not there, in the ass; for people who suggest that my tenure as Dean of American Porn Journalists is an exploration of non-monogamous opportunities, I reply simply that if I wanted sane and sexually competent, I’d move to Sweden rather than stay in the porn business, which proves my point that I’m not looking for something I don’t already have) so, if companies suddenly stopped shipping porn to me, I would have enough pornography in the vaults of Gram Ponante Towers, Helipad, Centrifuge, Sustainable (Your People Call It Corn) Gardens, Velodrome, and Luftballonerplatz to accommodate me and everyone I know for several generations.

But if I had no porn, and if I wanted porn featuring Ava Rose, I would buy it.

Anyway, Rose has not been seen in adult entertainment circles for the past several months because she’s been busy being pregnant in Nevada. She is due within weeks, and I am not the father.

Concurrent with a series I started on Fleshbot, I am going to be asking porn stars how they chose their names. I started with Kristina Rose, and I’m going to concentrate on thematic pairs, so it made sense to feature Ava on my site.

While Kristina and Ava are not related, Ava Rose and the performer Mia Rose are sisters. Ava took her name from Ava Gardner, and the “Rose” was added because it sounded like a good stripper name.

Rose has always had a 40’s bombshell quality when she’s all dolled up, but she looks even more exotic with no makeup on, as she did in the afternoon sunlight in a photo session two years ago.

Since then—and before this happy hiatus—Rose ceased working as a contract girl for Adam & Eve and ventured into more gonzo territory, especially with Elegant Angel and Zero Tolerance, both of whom zeroed in on her curves.

Rose also shot a movie for Belladonna (who else?) in her fifth month of pregnancy. Perhaps it is her rugged Alaska and Reno upbringing, but Rose has always been a body type chameleon, and made each look good, in addition to being a brilliant conversationalist.

I know I join everyone who reads this site in wishing Ava Rose a healthy delivery and a fantastic new life with her son.

See a video I forgot about here.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Ava Rose on GramPonante.com; The buttoned-down Ava Rose
See also: Ava Rose on Twitter, Pornonymous—Kristina Rose (fleshbot)

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