Pornsaints deep in the heart of Texas (without the clap)

Austin’s Birdhouse Gallery will experience a visitation by the Pornsaints art show from March 28 through April 17. On display will be this lovely portrait of Hollis Ireland by artist Natalia Shau. Even though Austin is nowhere near Mexico, the painting will sell for 900 Euros.

As you know, my only religion is Dokken, King Diamond, and select passages from Queensryche, so I don’t understand the Pornsaints’ artistic approach to porn, pornographic approach to art, or pornoartistic approach to religion. But you can find out more on page 138 of “Dianetics.”

Still, these haloed interpretations of Kylie Ireland, Ava and Mia Rose, and the divine Dana Vespoli just made me transfigure in my pants.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Pornsaints preying on your impure thoughts
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