[PR] Roll up for the Vaginal Mystery Tour

Imagine traveling by private bus to several decadent Hollywood and Porn Valley nightspots, accompanied by two up-and-coming pornstresses, in an evening culminating in an exclusive porn shoot, all for $300.

Despite claims made in the press release below, there have been several tours of this nature before (former Sin City publicist Scott Stein would host lucrative porn-star getaways in the early part of this century, Seymore Butts tried his hand at a porny party bus, and director Gazzman co-ran Porn Week in the US and Europe for several years, and will soon launch Young Harlots Academy), but none for the ridiculously low price of $300.

It is the economy that makes such things possible. Think about the last $300 you spent at a strip club in a night tinged with regret, then think about the access suggested by the new LA Porn Tours: perhaps you have never heard of Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle, but they are going to be pretty psyched you’re giving them a job.

The following is a press release reprinted to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an adult industry marketing professional.

LA Porn Tours Announces Inaugural Event

LA Porn Tours, found at http://www.LAPornTours.com/home/ is ready to rock the sox off whoever wants to see a porn production from the inside! Spend a night touring porn hot-spots with porn stars Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle this Saturday, June 23!

Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle will bring 30 lucky fans on the ride of their lives this June 23, 2012, as they host an intimate tour of the Adult Industry in Los Angeles. LA Porn Tours will transport 30 passengers on a custom party bus around Adult Industry hot-spots in Los Angeles and the San Fernando Valley. The high point of the tour is the opportunity to watch your guides, Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle, perform in an adult film.

Starting at the Rainbow Bar and Grill in Hollywood, the tour stops will include the Bizzy B Boutique, Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys Gentleman’s Club, and finally a private studio in the San Fernando Valley. The bus will return to the Rainbow Room at the conclusion of the tour. Alcoholic beverages will be available on the bus and on set. The tour bus is Prop 215 friendly.

Bring your camera because Charity and Brandi will be putting on an erotic “show and tell” of products and clothing at the Bizzy B stop of the tour for LA Porn Tours guests. At the Spearmint Rhino your VIP treatment includes a special feature set by Charity.

LA Porn Tours will provide a once in a lifetime experience! Fulfill your dream and become involved in the production of an adult film. Participate in the production through directorial input by encouraging favorite sex positions, and watching the performance live! Want bragging rights? Then be an “extra” in the background of the production! Read more about this opportunity on the website http://www.LAPornTours.com/schedule/ .

Click through and get your ticket now! Tickets include professionally edited HD download of the tour, free T-shirt signed by hostesses, VIP at the Spearmint Rhino, drink specials at the Rainbow Room, collectible VIP passes and a lot of quality time to interact with our hostesses.

Creator of LA Porn Tours, Benjamin Free, said, “I got the idea while lying in bed thinking about how much fun it would be for someone to actually watch a pornographic film in production. I’ve been a performer, and the thought of the public having the opportunity to experience the same thing, to experience first hand the production of an adult entertainment film, would be great!” Free goes on to say, “I was looking for something that hadn’t been done before. Nothing has been undertaken like this, and I wanted to combine the Adult Industry and the fans. I came up with LA Porn Tours and it’s been about 2 to 3 months in the making up to the point of this first inaugural tour.”

If you ever wanted to spend the evening with a porn star, or watch an adult film in live production, then this event is for you!

Benjamin Free says, “Join us on our upcoming tour this June 23, 2012.” Sign on quick, because there are only 30 tickets to be sold for the inaugural tour, and tickets are expected to go fast! Full event details on the LAPornTours.com website.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Postcard from Porn Week; This house is a party bus
See also: LA Porn Tours

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