[PR] You won’t have Dylan Ryder to dick around anymore

The last person to announce her retirement from porn was none other than Jenna Jameson, so technically no one has left the industry since 2008, but this weekend, after placing respectably in the Miss FreeOnes contest, Dylan Ryder announced that she was going out on top of a skateboard.

The following is a press release reprinted to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an adult industry marketing professional.

Dylan Ryder Announces Retirement From Adult Industry
Skate Deck in Works, Will Also Continue to Release Never-Before-Seen Material on Website

VENICE – The Memorial Day holiday will be more memorable with the announcement today that Dylan Ryder is putting her career as an adult performer behind her. Following a very impressive showing in the 2012 Miss FreeOnes contest where it was announced last week that she came in second of 313, Dylan has decided it is time to move on and pursue dreams outside the industry.

Dylan was a substance abuse treatment counselor and then at 22 she opened a Penthouse magazine and opened her eyes to the adult industry. She started by sending her photos to an adult company, did her first shoot with Reality Kings and, and after taking a break during which she worked as a correctional officer in Arizona, she eventually returned to California and the industry, becoming a hugely successful star.

She was a longtime contract performer for Bluebird Films, has been a spokesmodel for Adelita Bar in Mexico, has starred in a television commercial and multiple billboard and print advertisements and was Head Nurse for DildoDr.com a glass novelty company. She will continue her work as a Fleshlight Girl.

In her retirement she will be opening up a private events lounge. She will continue to update her website with never-before-seen hardcore scenes and glamour solos. She also has a skateboard deck coming out from Ironlak, the international spray paint and graffiti artist supply company. She will appear in an upcoming issue of Velvet magazine, Picture Premium and Australia’s People magazine.

“I want to thank everyone, including Rising Star PR and Bluebird Films for this past year,” she said. “Thank you to Gamma Entertainment and Blazing Pornstars Network, especially Mark Schecter for making my website one of the top-rated sites out there.”

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