Watching Burning Angel’s splattery Re-Penetrator is a perfect start to any evening (it’s like Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive with boobies), but I would not have recommended purchasing Re-Penetrator by itself on a DVD because it’s about 14 minutes long.
Now Pulse Distribution, which handles the Burning Angel side of Joanna Angel (VCA handles the non-Internet side of Joanna Angel and I handle her spiritual side) is releasing Re-Penetrator along with a Making Of documentary as well as three first-time-on-DVD scenes that provide a nice little history of BurningAngel.com, from before Joanna Angel became America’s Guilty Sweetheart.
I talked with Angel about Re-Penetrator and two of the shorts on the disc, Jizzsperiment and School Bus Bitches.
GP: What is different about your product now that you are an AVN award winner?
JA: There is foil on my DVDs. It’s really expensive.
GP: Do the other shorts on the DVD reveal a different Joanna Angel than the high-gloss creation that goes to book signings, etc.?
JA: Well, School Bus Bitches was made in October of 2004. I made it before I even visited LA. I looked so young and innocent. I barely knew how to give a blowjob. (More on this later.) Later, when I wet to LA and saw how “professionals” make porn, it made BA.com grow up a little bit.
Angel made School Bus Bitches with Tommy Pistol and Kill Girl Kill covergirl Brooklyn, who has since left the industry to care for her second child.
JA: And Jizzsperiment is actually Tommy Pistol’s jizz saved in a glass. It’s still sitting on my desk now. Me and my ex-girlfriend Margaret blew him until he jizzed into a glass. Then these two spacemen came and took the glass. I don’t know where these spacemen came from. They were wearing space suits. I think space suits are sexy.
GP: I am wearing two space suits.
JA: Lies.
GP: That’s it? So the movie goes like this: You and Margaret blow Tomy Pistol, he comes on a glass, two spacemen come and seal the glass shut?
JA: Yeah, that’s how the movie goes.
GP: Can I say you used to do meth?
JA: As long as it’s clear that it is an old nasty habit.
Despite much onscreen time with Tommy Pistol, Joanna is in love with James Deen who, she said, “taught (her) how to give a blowjob.”
GP: Me too.
JA: I used to think I gave good blowjobs, and then I met James Deen. He was like, “What are you doing?” I was like, “I don’t know.” He was like, “This is how you do it.” and I was like, “Ahhh.”
GP: A recent survey concluded that 53 percent of this site’s readership is ladies. Can you give them a blowjob tip? Not like a physical tip from a blowjob, but some advice?
JA: Suck it like you suck soda from a straw, sort of. Use your hands. Put your tongue over your teeth. Make love to it! You know?
GP: I don’t, but thank you.
The foil-wrapped Re-Penetrator Platinum Edition is available now.
JA: I hope people appreciate it. That foil shit is expensive.
Previously: Re-Penetrator review; Joanna Angel eats grilled cheese, tomato
See also: Burning Angel; Pulse; VCA
don’t use your hands, joanna.