Report: Naked women in beds still soft, smell good

I feel bad, Longtime Readers, that my trips to Vegas are often documented in hindsight. It’s because things are so busy here; I’ve got to walk miles to get a stable Internet connection, I never get to eat on time, and I just can’t bring myself to drink well margaritas, choosing the Patron versions that cost 50 bucks and make me crash my car.

But this morning I woke up to Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, and Cheyenne Silver all soft and scented and lolling in the morning sunshine. I’ll tell you the story later. I’d tell you the whole thing now but I’ve got to go hang out with some lesbians.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Patience is a squirtue; Shayla’s MontagFoto
See also: Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux