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Report: “Nikki’s House” so much better than Amityville Horror house

Studio: Vivid
Director: B. Skow
Starring: Nikki Jayne, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, James Deen, Anthony Rosano, Andy San Dimas, Evan Stone

Perhaps it should not be called a “romp,” but Nikki Jayne is getting more and more accessible each time she appears on screen. In “Nikki’s House,” in which she plays an accident-prone housesitter to the rigid Kristina Rose, Jayne’s 70′s sex bomb looks blend easily with her softening Mancunian accent – she couldn’t have pulled this off two years ago – until she is nearly indistinguishable from, well, a fuckable Olivia Newton John.

As Jayne struggles to find a way to replace a broken vase in Rose’s home, she turns to methods – let’s admit it – we’ve all tried in tight economic situations. Bobbi Starr and Andy San Dimas look great as Jayne’s go-to cougars.

[UPDATE: Neither San Dimas nor Bobbi Starr are cougars.}

Vivid sponsored Jayne's visa and she is a great face for the company. She combines the utter blondeness of a So-Cal surfer girl with the fleshiness of a starlet from a different decade. Not only that, but she also speaks with a British accent, so you know that's classy.

Buy "Nikki's House" here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: You're gonna need a bigger throat; Postcard from Porn Week
See also: Vivid

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  1. Duamuteffe says:

    A woman who looks like she enjoys a good sandwich now and again! Woot! #puts it on the list#

  2. R7 says:

    Gram,

    The site redesign has one major flaw: It’s incredibly difficult to get off to the galleries, like the one posted in this article. It takes two clicks to get to a full size version of the picture, then there is not way to navigate forward or back through the gallery. You need to navigate back to the original post.

    Why do you hate us?

  3. Gram the Man says:

    Dear R7,

    I don’t hate you. I love you. I’ve loved you a long time. I love just about everyone in that general New England IP address range from which your comment hails (and am happy for you that Manny is gone). I will try to do something about the galleries.

  4. R7 says:

    Actually, I’m only here for your Showcase Cinema references. But your less literary-minded readers would appreciate it.

  5. Gram the Man says:

    I appreciate that and, having just cruised this gallery myself, see why you are filled with indignation and rage. Perhaps a trip to see today’s showings of “Alice in Winderland” at the Seekonk, Randolph, or North Attleborough locations might help? I’d send you to Revere, but that fuckin’ rotary sucks, kid.

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