Frank Wank is the type of guy you might see as an extra in The Departed, a Can You Believe This Shit? townie who somehow made his way to the minor leagues of porn celebrity.
In Midnight Prowl, a series developed by the anti-Bruce Wayne-like Khan Tusion (pillar of society by day…), Wank takes game women to video stores and other adult establishments to find guys to have sex with. It is like what became of Jack Horner at the end of Boogie Nights, and Wank is comfortable with his own depravity.
He asks Layna Laurel, “So why does a rich baseball player’s wife need to be doing some low-ass disgusting porno with some loser creepsters like me and [Dirty Harry]? Do you like all these dirty, rotten, no-good dicks?”
(She says yes, because she’s a “nympho.”)
They meet an unemployed bass player (Laurel asks him if he knows “Tommy Lee Roth from Van Halen”) and bring him and another likely dude back to a hotel room after checking their IDs. They walk past posters for Pirates and other companies’ couples’ movies, knowing that the type of guy who hangs around reading magazines at adult video stores is not there to bring home Pirates to his timid, trembling girlfriend for a night of tender lovemaking suffused with the glow of sex-positive, female-empowering erotica.
There’s something very straightforward about this. No one has any illusions about what is happening, and when Frank asks Laurel to lick his ass, she considers it and charges him an extra hundred bucks. She might be a nympho, but she’s not a slut.
I watched the DVD and got one impression, but the same scene advertised on the Midnight Prowl website caters to a different audience, I think:
She Needed Money….We Were There For Here!
Lana Laurel is a hot model-esque whore who needed a little adventure in her banal surburban lifestyle. Her rich husband was fullfilling her sexual desires and so she decided to hit us up for some adventure action. We took her on the Prowl and stopped by our favorite porno shop to pick up some lucky degenerates to fuck this whore. We naturally found two of the most disgusting dudes in the valley and took the merry bunch back to the hotel where we fed this whore to the wolves.Join now to see Layna fuck these losers !!!
I have nothing against commerce of this kind. I’m just angry that the Midnight Prowl team never rolls up to the post office when I’m buying stamps. Because I’m never in adult video stores – I get these masterpieces for free.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: It’s hard to be a pornsaint in the city
See also: Midnight Prowl; Anti-Innocence, pro-Puma
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