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Right up the middle with Alexis Texas

ATButtwoman80Alexis Texas proves that moderation is key in all things, particularly in haunch position.

haunchesTake a look at The KLK, Texas, and Liliane Tiger and their respective ass positions in “Unseasoned Players,” “Buttwoman Returns,” and “Ass Fukt” and you will see that the savvy Texas neither sticks her ass high in the air nor makes it nearly level with the ground. Instead, she points it at a 45-degree angle, the way the FAA and Buddhists recommend.

You could call Texas a handwriting analist. In the way graphologists will judge a personality by penmanship, we can tell by the way Texas points her ass that she is upwardly mobile yet accommodating. She also has an ass that could house a Witness Protection Program.

Here are some pictures from Elegant Angel’s “Buttwoman Returns” featuring Texas, Ava Rose, and Charley Chase.

As you can see from the final picture in the gallery, Texas’ ass even attracts the Holy Spirit.

  • Buy “Buttwoman Returns” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Self-portrait with Lisa Ann; Alexis Texas – just because; Why Alexis Texas’ ass subverts the dominant paradigm; More fun with the Holy Spirit
See also: Elegant Angel

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