One of the things I like about Porn Star Karaoke at Sardo’s is its tendency to become surreal. Check out the gallery to see what I mean. Here is a picture of Puma Swede licking a trophy. Where else does this sort of thing happen? Where else does anyone have a name like Puma Swede?
Don’t get me wrong; things can get old (except for me, because I have learned the secrets of the coccoon), like “Baby Got Back” or those guys who show up every now and then to sing “Separate Ways”. But other things will always be fresh, like my alcohol consumption.
Keiko and Rob Longshot once again arrived with new haircuts. “I was getting tired of re-bleaching,” Keiko said. “I’ve been working with bands,” Longshot said.
At one point Wankus put on a white robe and began stalking the audience. Olivia O’Lovely was wearing a shirt which read “Brown-Eyed Girl”. I told her that that was George Bush’s favorite song (I learned this fact last weekend at one of the Valley’s many 7-11s where KRTH was playing).
“Brown eye”, as you know, is a euphemism for anal sex, which I think is a relevant commentary on what the current administration is doing to the country.
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