Sex Tourism: Porn Film Vacations [video]

Lexi Belle, Alyssa Branch, and representations of Ron Jeremy

Think about that last $200 you spent at a strip club for nothing. Did you even sample the salad bar? No. Now imagine giggling, chain-smoking, melon-scented American and European pornstresses, naked but for high heels and here and there a clit piercing, hanging out with you in a castle.

Or at least that’s the idea behind Porn Film Vacations. And I’ve seen it happen.

Harmony Films is among the United Kingdom’s largest porn purveyors, producing the “Young Harlots” and “Nymphomaniac” series as well as operating several stores around London. In August it launches Porn Film Vacations, a recurring worldwide event in which fans tag along to Inverness, London, Los Angeles, Prague, LasVegas, and wherever porn may erupt to share close quarters with the likes of Lexi Belle, Alyssa Branch, Skin Diamond, and others, eat what they eat, and bask in their barely-clothed proximity.

“You get this for free, Gram, but imagine how the rest of the world feels,” says Gazzman, porn director extraordinaire and Puckish Scots provocateur, who will be the Mr. Rourke for these events, such as the “Young Harlots Academy” shoot in Prague, co-hosted by Ron Jeremy.

Jeremy is pulling double duty as a porn veteran and pitchman for Ron de Jeremy Rum, the official co-sponsor of Porn Film Vacations.

“I did this same sort of thing years ago,” Jeremy is saying, “…bringing guests to a porn shoot in exotic locales. You have to get the right girls, though.”

He points to Gazzman.

“This guy’s got the right girls.”

Lexi Belle and Alyssa Branch are working the Los Angeles launch party, in which bartenders concoct various Ron de Jeremy cocktails. Branch decides to order pizza for everyone. A Spanish woman tells me that the best way to ask for fellatio in Spanish is “Dame una mamada.”

“Why is that the best way?” I ask.

“Because then you won’t sound like a tourist.”

She tells me her name and I think I get it wrong, because she is definitely not this woman.

Gazzman has always been an excellent ringleader for excursions like Porn Film Vacations, as he has coordinated Harmony shoots for a decade in locations around the world. Now he just seeks to monetize these groovy events.

“The difference with Porn Film Vacations is that the guests are in the inner sanctum,” he says, “not a lookee-loo with a camera phone on the other side of a velvet rope.”

Porn Film Vacations packages vary by location and shoot and exclude airfare, but everything else, says Gazzman—including dinner—is on the table.

“Shoot backstage videos, do a cameo, be inches away,” he says. “We don’t use the Metric System.”

“You’re seeing the actual sex in front of your face,” says Jeremy. “Before anyone can fix it in editing.”

Dennis Hof shows up, as does Bunnyranch staple Cami Parker, who is very personable. These celebrities are encouraged to talk about Porn Film Vacations but, as you can see from this awkward video, they would rather be at Porn Film Vacations.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Proof—Ron Jeremy talks Rum; Everybody must get “Wasted”; Lexi Belle—birthday suit
See also: Porn Film Vacations

2 thoughts on “Sex Tourism: Porn Film Vacations [video]

  1. Sure sounds like a copycat of porn week that started by Dave West many years ago. This is not anything new he just copied porn week which I have been on before.Guess he cant think on his own but im not a big fan of his movies either. Just being honest but I enjoy your blog.

  2. I met both Gazzman and Dave West at Porn Week and liked them both, though it was definitely Gazzman who was the ringleader, which I think they both agreed to. I don’t know why they went their separate ways, but I like Porn Film Vacations simply because it maintains that fun, immersive, and personality-rich style. But it was Ron Jeremy and Al Borda who ran the first Porn Star Getaway packages years before anyone.

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