Sometimes you meet the most beautiful people in Koo Koo Roo, or Ralph’s, or a movie about hairy vaginas.
“I brush it,” says the adorable Nadine Sage of her bush, which she indeed can’t keep her hands from. “I tug it a little.”
I’ve said before that what didn’t even bear mentioning 20 years ago is now a fetish, but hair aside, Sage is a classic Botticelli beauty, like Olivia Hussey in “Romeo And Juliet,” and you are surprised as you often are when someone like this shows up while you are watching a movie about pubes.
Absently playing with her bush, waiting for some dude to show up, we wonder if Juliet, too, was playing with her bush below the horizon during her balcony scene. I will ask Shakespeare the next time I channel him for one of my amazing porn reviews.
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The 19-year-old Sage opens “Hairy in America 4,” the latest in a series that has become less of a sideshow than its previous incarnations, where the only requirements were a wish to get fucked for pay in the pubic thicket. Even the title font is hairy.
Sage is in full bloom here, and she knows it.
“I love guys who are into my bush,” she says, pulling her knuckles through it. “I went backpacking and just let it grow.”
I keep telling her this: Next time you go backpacking, take me.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: When pornographers abuse the word “hairy” like they do the word “MILF”
See also: Third World Media
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