Now that my Inbox tells me that Penis Lengthening is a reality and that Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation is now part of the physical education curriculum in the L.A. Unified School District, it is no surprise that the technology is available to create 3-D porn.
Tommy Gunn’s “Cummin’ At You,” which will be released by PurePlay in September, follows the adventures of action director Tommy Gunn as he searches for his female lead. Luckily, he finds Sindee Jennings, who begins Squirtin’ At You almost immediately.
Unlike mainstream movies like “Timecode,” “Waking Life,” and “Look,” in which the method of filming often threatens to overwhelm the story, 3-D porn is the most obvious evolution of the art form (unless studios begin providing hookers with every purchase, which I believe Vivid is considering).
But with 3D you, too, can have Sindee Jennings squirt in your face. This has happened to me, and I wasn’t even wearing those cool glasses.
“Cummin’ At You” was filmed using a “special 3D camera rig that has the same interocular separation as the average pair of human eyes,” say producers, stressing that human eyes are only average prior to having Sindee Jennings squirt in them.
“Cummin’ at You” also stars Riley Evans and Tony DeSergio.
Gunn, Jennings, and Evans will appear on Playboy’s Night Calls with hosts Christy Canyon and Nicki Hunter on Monday, August 17, between 4 and 7 p.m. PST. Fans can call in at 1 (877) 205-9796.