“Smoking Interviews 3”

Studio: Julie Simone Productions
Director: Julie Simone
Cast: Smokin’ Mary Jane, Nadia Nyce, Gia Paloma, Julie Simone

The following could very well be a generalization but it’s my goddamn website: as long as your fetish porn caters to the single object of a fetishist’s fantasy, everything else can go to Hell. Thus so much fetish porn gets away with looking, sounding, and smelling awful, because a true fetishist’s attention can be diverted from bad production value.

That is why Julie Simone’s Smoking Interviews 3 is so much fun. While I am more likely than not to think women who smoke give good blowjobs, the idea of watching (admittedly) tasty women smoking for 80 minutes didn’t appeal to me.

But I was fascinated from the beginning.

Smokin’ Mary Jane is the smoking fetishist’s darling. A marijuana legalization activist (in that strangely passive and chill way pot activists have), Smokin’ Mary Jane is also a pinup siren. She affects a Coquette from Another Planet voice in her videos, and as she slowly disrobes and makes smoke rings, she tells us that she likes the way smoke disappears behind women’s sexy painted lips.




Smokin’ Mary Jane doesn’t exist in reality – at least not that character, thank God – but paired with the props, the whole ambience she creates is great fun and an excellent way to start a movie that just gets weirder.


Next up is Gia Paloma, who dons nurses’ garb to fuck an invalid (or maybe a mummy), a la The World According to Garp, and then fucks a bunny. If she weren’t currently in a family way, I think the natural progression would be to fuck Abraham Lincoln. Naturally, all of these activities are conducted with a cigarette dangling from her lips.


If Mary Jane and Paloma satisfied a weird factor, then Nadia Nyce fulfills the quota for slutty, smoking bad girl. This is the stereotype I’m most familiar with, though I admit I have never seen anyone double penetrated while she has a cigarette in her mouth. For most Americans, the cigarette goes away before the sex happens, and reappears later. Maybe it’s different in France.

“I first smoked when I was nine,” Nyce says in her interview. “It made me look older. And cool.”


Since this is the only smoking porn video I have ever seen, its effectiveness determines whether I will ever watch another one. Smoking Interviews 3 was so much fun that I recommend every household have a copy (though you should keep it away from your nine-year-olds).


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