Imagine you are admiring photographs of the accessible, healthy fleshiness of strippers from Australia, New Zealand, or Tasmania. In between fantasies about sailing your flotilla through their Dardanelles, plumbing their Moria for some hot Balrog action, or simply thanking God they’re not Abby Winters, you might wonder if there’s a way to see them from another angle.
Well, before you answer “Yes, it’s called video,” think again. The amiable women of Australia’s skin-friendly Surfer’s Paradise have devised Spin-Ups, a wholesome-ish website that allows you to zoom in on 360-degree views of women AC/DC might have been thinking of when they sang “Whole Lotta Rosie.”
“We’re real Surfer’s Paradise nightclub dancers,” said Spin-Ups spokesmodel Brooklyn, who helped launch the site earlier this year.
Login to Spin-Ups.com and you can find galleries of naturally-suntanned, unafraid-of-eating-sandwiches, womanly-hipped women that you may then spin around by means of a tasteful grabbing hand icon.
Surfer’s Paradise is a town on Australia’s Gold Coast that is already famous for its Meter Maids, a group of young bikini-clad women who help tourists avoid fines by slipping change into parking meters. The free-spirited nature of that area usually means the Meter Maids are overdressed in comparison with the locals.
Anyway, the Spin-Ups appear as amiable girls-next-door who happen to be topless, and they fit in with the recent proliferation of tamer, softcore fare on the Internet. They also look happy to be there, which is more than I can say for the Suicide Girls.
But, lest there be some confusion among the dozens of altporn and Suicide Girl Brooklyns, the Spin-Ups Brooklyn is a native Aussie.
“My parents visited New York and absolutely loved it,” she said, “so I adopted the name as my professional moniker… even though the name is off-island.”
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Abby Winters’ Intimate Moods – now with a duck; Most in need of a creative consultant; Cultural learnings of the Abby Winters girls; Suicide Girls go to Maine, die there
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Womanly-hipped women for the win. Someone should put that on a bumper sticker.