Even white boys got to shout when you roll that Virtual Sex with Mercedez, but the film inspires more questions than it answers. For example, when the star has breakfast does she eat Virtual Chex with Mercedez? If she offended an old gypsy woman online, would there be a Virtual Hex on Mercedez? If I were to rope her like a dogie, would I call myself Virtual Tex on Mercedez?
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Tina Tyler’s voice in Fresh Out the Box 4 is a refreshing departure from other off-camera voices in gonzo movies, but I can’t help thinking that all the time she is interviewing newbie starlets she is wondering what was the pre-war occupation of Schultz in Hogan’s Heroes.*
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“…the rest of this movie is like the best reality show ever. It is like a bukkake at a car crash. Fights, drugs, drunkenness, fear of police, misplaced pathos, and the horrifying California town of Acton all vie for primacy at the top of the monkey pile.”
… so says this review of Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes. There are at least seven more paragraphs just like that one. Accept them before they destroy you.
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*Bavarian toymaker
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