March 14, as you well goddamn know, is Steak And Blowjob Day in the United States (Greek Orthodox Steak And Blowjob Day is a week later). Alex Chance is going to make a steak and deliver a blowjob to celebrate the auspicious occasion. By the pool in her building, in broad daylight, I asked her to show me her best blowjob pose.
“I have a small mouth,” she says, “but I use my hands a lot.”
I was interviewing Chance at her Hollywood home for the upcoming Gamelink series “Fresh Ass,” and we were dining on a pecan pie from Los Feliz’s House of Pies because I mistakenly thought Chance was from Georgia.
“I’m from Virginia,” she says, “but I love pecan pie.”
Me, I don’t usually like pecan pie, but this one was fucking delicious. It could very well have been the service, though.
Now that I think about it, 3.14 is the first three digits of Pi.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Familiarity breeds affection with Alex Chance (Gram Ponante on Fleshbot)
See also: Alex Chance on Twitter, See Alex Chance make steak and fellate a dude at 8:30 p.m. PST on March 14
Visually, she reminds me of Sunny Lane. This is a good thing. Plus, she loves the pecan pie. I think I may have a new crush object.
Okay, having seen some of her work, she doesn’t resemble Sunny Lane at all… but that’s still okay, ’cause damn.