Study: Mutual exploitation an evolutionary fact

British scientists did not have to tap Chinese women (but they did) to find that women are more likely to achieve orgasm with wealthy men.

This makes sense to me, as I am more inclined to reach orgasm with a wealthy woman.

The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.

I knew a guy back in school (he stole a technique that is now common in Photoshop that made him quite rich) who would write his phone number on the back of ATM deposit slips that he had doctored to make look like he had a huge amount of money in the bank. I always thought he was a weasel.

He was the first person in my zip code to buy the civilian model of a Hummer, which he promptly drove into the Atlantic Ocean. I don’t know what his girlfriends thought of him. It would make me sad if it didn’t matter to them what they thought of him.

On this 200th anniversary month of Charles Darwin’s birth, scientists linked the sheer pleasure of self-preservation with the size of a partner’s wallet.

Read more here.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Cum Greed; Pirates, Darwin share Newsweek
See also: Wealthy men give women more orgasms (timesonline.uk), Kanye West’s “Golddigger”

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