Seka, Roy Karch, Christy Canyon, and Taylor Wane spoke candidly about balls on Playboy Radio the other night.
The Playboy studio is tastefully located between the Forest Lawn Cemetery (final resting place of L. Frank Baum) and the San Fernando Road McDonald’s. The complex houses a radio studio as well as a small soundstage and audience area for the TV version of Night Calls.
Everyone on staff at the studio was very respectful and deferential to me, making sure to confirm that my turnoffs weren’t actually turn-ons and vice versa.
“I just want to help people,” I kept repeating. “I’m very sexual.”
I was to watch both a radio taping and a TV taping of Night Calls, which are completely different shows. The former is a loose three-hour chat show that is hosted on Sirius and the latter is like “The Man Show” with the men removed and replaced by more trampoline segments. Jesse Jane hosts.
Taylor Wane sat in for Ginger Lynn on Playboy Radio, co-hosting Night Calls with Christy Canyon. The guests were director Roy Karch and Seka. Karch directed Seka a quarter century ago and directed Canyon through the eighties.
“Roy was well-known for eating out his female talent before they did a scene,” Canyon said.
“I needed to get them in the right frame of mind,” Karch replied. “I’m a giving person.”
The women then had a conversation about shaved balls, but I couldn’t follow it.
Seka has not made a studio movie in 15 years, she said, but still updates content on her website. With a light Virginia accent, a sensible sleeveless top, and cropped platinum hair, Seka is still unmistakeably a porn star. Lately she has been hanging out with wrestlers.
“I’ll be appearing at Wrestling Reunion in New Jersey with Captain Lou Albano and the Iron Sheik,” she reported.
“We travel in the same circles, Seka,” I said.
It was a pleasure listening to Canyon, Karch, and Seka talk about the old times, especially as all three are still very involved in the business.
“The first time I saw you I was star-struck,” Canyon said to Seka. “That was in 1982. You looked me over, turned on your heel and walked away.”
“I might have been a little different then,” Seka replied.
Conversation moved easily between Wane’s effect on gay men to Karch’s pre-show cunnilinguistics.
“Do you still do that to your talent?” asked Wane, who has not worked with Karch.
“No, I just play harmonica now,” he replied, “but I’m still very oral.”
The show didn’t leave the aftertaste of a nostalgia tour (like the recent pairing of Def Leppard and Bryan Adams at the Fresno Grizzlies’ AA baseball stadium) because the three veterans involved are still in the game.
I walked over to the TV studio, where I proceeded to get a series of blurry and conceptual shots of Jesse Jane, Kirsten Price, and vagina-toting female-to-male performer Buck Angel. Jane is our nation’s most telegenic porn performer, but I think that lately her on-air performance classes must be over-emphasizing elocution.
“How do you like someone to eat your pussy?” asked Jane of Lacie Heart, but pronounced the last word pu-SEE-ah-ee-o.
“I like it when people lick the alphabet,” Heart replied.
“Who knew eating puseeaheeo could be educatiaheenaeeal?” Jane quipped.
I left when it became clear I wasn’t going to be able to try out the 58-character Cyrillic alphabet on Jane, including the sensual and non-Slavic Bashkir Qa.
Previously: Karch’s luminescent pussy; One is the gooiest number; Visit her face too roughly; “Now lick it.”; Jesse’s girl
See also: Seka, Christy Canyon, Taylor Wane, Roy Karch, Playboy Radio
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