SugarDVD, the adult rental e-tailer that last year consoled Tori Spelling with an offer of free porn for life, has offered to pay $2 million for the rights to distribute the sex tape being shopped around by Kim Kardashian.
Q. Grams, Who is Kim Kardashian?
A. She is Paris Hilton’s best friend, apparently.
Q. Why is that sexy?
A. I don’t know.
Kardashian, a spokesperson for SugarDVD said, is shopping her DVD via a third party, though Kardashian has intermittently denied the DVD’s existence as well as said it is not being shopped.
The tape also features Ray J (no relation to Shay J), brother of “Moesha” star Brandy, by all accounts a fine girl.
The raven-haired stepdaughter of Can’t Stop the Music star Bruce Jenner is no stranger to faulty judgment: her late father, Robert Kardashian (cue rolling in grave) was OJ Simpson’s defense attorney.
SugarDVD is all over the possibility of this tape coming into their hands, but they do not have it, nor are they confirming or denying that anyone at SugarDVD has seen it. Porn site TMZ.com claims that the tape involves water sports. Do Armenians like curling?
I spoke with SugarDVD CEO Jax Smith about the process of purchasing friend-of-celebrity sex tapes, a field currently dominated by Red Light District (whom unconfirmed reports say was also approached with Kardashian’s goods).
“We have developed sources over the years for press and business,” Smith said. “As we
grew, some of these sources have seen us as a place to go for a lot of things.”
This sounded intriguing, if cryptic. I leaned closer.
“One such source contacted me about the tape two months ago,” Smith said. “He
knew we had the money, and he felt we had the ability to do a good job promoting the tape.”
So Kardashian desires promotion beyond cashing the check?
One can purchase all sorts of nasty content with lovely young women for about $5, so the question is whether celebrity-by-proximity-to-a-minor-celebrity Kardashian’s video could be worth $2 million. SugarDVD thinks it is.
If SugarDVD doesn’t land Kim Kardashian, I will sell them my sex tape for $2 million. After all, I know Tina Tyler.
Previously: Tori Spelling mourns loss with porn; Britney Spears continues to hold out hope of immaculate conception
See also: SugarDVD
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