Sunny Lane’s horn of plenty

I have asked so many porn personnel so many of the same questions (“If you were omnipotent, which nation would perish in holy flame first?” “Name at least 92 elements,” “Do I look fat?”) that I am often overcome with ennui. That is why at this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo I thought I’d ask the silliest questions possible.

Sunny Lane was the first porn star I encountered upon arriving in Las Vegas, and here is her response to “If you could be any animal, what would it be?”

It was after this answer, so calculated to coax every drop of semen from twin ballsacs and every dollar from a wallet, that I changed my strategy and focused (as you have seen in recent interviews) on porn stars’ ideas of customer service.

But whereas Chanel Preston and Phoenix Marie appealed more to my Let’s Cut the Bullshit style, I admire Sunny Lane because she works it so hard with a smile on her face. She is a dedicated employee of Sunny Lane, Inc.

Lane has met thousands of porn consumers, and her archsexpot manner must work; she was trailed by very eager fans everywhere she went.

Later, we’ll talk about Sunny’s role in what is shaping up to be the most (surprisingly) controversial movie of 2011, “Sunny’s Flying Pink Pig.”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sunny’s Flying Pink Pig—Caution: Filling Might Be Hot

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