Sunny Lane’s tender throat

Best New Starlet contender Sunny Lane has never attended a porn convention as Sunny Lane.

“I think I was Sunshine when I came here to check it out,” she said.

I have seen Sunny Lane several times over the course of the convention struggling manfully, if that’s the right word (and I know it isn’t) with a crush of fans, signing and signing little bits of paper for them.

“I’ve been talking a lot,” she rasped.

Her live persona is normally much sunnier than the character depicted on the Dark Angels 2: Bloodline poster, but after three straight days of signing, smiling, hugging, and bending over, the two characters seem to be merging into the True Sunny Lane.

This might all be speculation, as I am drunk.

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