“I saw this Flying Pig truck on the way home from yoga, pulled over, and asked them if I could use the truck for a movie,” said director Erica McLean, “and they said Yes. They were very nice.”
Just so you don’t get the wrong idea, not everyone can approach a business in L.A. County and get taken up on an offer to let Nicki Hunter and Sunny Lane fuck in one of its vehicles, but Erica McLean, the fairylike high porn priestess from horse country, isn’t everyone.
“They were really excited to have their truck in my movie,” McLean said, hovering slightly above the earth.
Thus “Sunny’s Flying Pink Pig” was born. Sunny Lane plays the proprietress of a food and sex delivery service who must charm Nick Manning, thwart Ron Jeremy, and survive Nicki Hunter’s treachery in order to continue doing what she loves, including presenting Emy Reyes as the ultimate Happy Meal.
The first of a planned trilogy, “Pink Pig” is one of those rare recent porn movies that moves around Los Angeles. The crew spent two days filming the truck from downtown L.A. and the 10 freeway to the exotic wilds of Sunland, where McLean owns a ranch that she shared with her late husband, Clive, who founded the “Barely Legal” series.
McLean maintains a stable on the ranch, fulfilling Prince’s prophecy “The horses wonder who you are.”
“[Distributors] asked me if I was going to do a hundred of these,” McLean said, “but three is good. I don’t want to wear it out.”
To that end, each installment of the trilogy will feature the further and escalating adventures of a rotating cast, with Sunny facing greater pressures each time. I have not written the last two installments yet, but I know that Lane will relieve those pressures with her vagina.
On the set Lane, her secret nemesis Hunter, and Shayla LaVeaux padded around a sunlit house in various stages of undress. Outside, Emy Reyes battled the 102-degree heat by stripping nearly naked and spritzing herself with water. The crew were all veterans, many of them members of AVN’s Hall of Fame. They regarded the nudity through the eyes of professionals.
“Gotta light her tits better, because she’s so dark already,” said cameraman Barry Wood, his British accent making even the filthiest things sound aristocratic. “And stick your ass out a little, darling.”
“Point the moaning out a little,” suggested sound guy Jace Rocker to Shayla LaVeaux. “The orgasm sounds muffled.”
Stills photographer Chris King provided an expert meta-commentary on the porn industry as he snapped thousands of photos.
“Finger in the mouth, now finger on the tongue,” he directed Lane. “And now, as if by magic, the top comes off. And there go the bottoms. How does that happen. Ass goes out, and then it comes in. Wonderful to behold. Now spread the labe…”
At times it can be difficult to spot the sex on a porn set, as there might be dozens of people attached to the production. But McLean was also shooting a masturbation video in another part of the house, in which Cytherea squirted this way and that, so it became easier.
Lane, who is also starring in McLean’s “Alice XXX,” is showing up in lots of movies lately, including Dreamzone’s “Sex And the City” parody.
“It’s a privilege when you get to work with people you like,” said Lane. “And I love Erica.”
But it was hot. McLean’s six dogs wandered around the house and flopped in cool places, heedless of what human exertions may have taken place there.
“Bow wow,” said Diego, a large dog, right after Nick Manning dropped a load on Lane and LaVeaux’s expectant faces. But Manning refrained from using his signature line “Dropping loads!” at this point, preferring the subtler “Cock Slaves!”
Outside, the Flying Pig truck (now affixed with a logo magnet reading “Flying Pink Pig”) was being prepped for a double penetration Nicki Hunter would be hosting.
“Naturally, we remove the food and wipe down all surfaces,” said Hunter.
At a time when porn productions are seeking every revenue stream and strategic partnership, McLean has captured the zeitgeist by attaching her movie to one of L.A.’s hottest trends, wisely determining that gay marriage had little pornographic potential.
Still, I felt it was important to tell her that I couldn’t just go up to the Kogi truck and ask to shoot porn on it, that McLean must have something special to pull off such a request.
“Well, I like to think I’m a nice person,” she said.
Watch my random impressions from the set of “Sunny’s Flying Pink Pig” below: