“Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod

Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.

Studio: Vivid
Director: Axel Braun
Starring: Dale Dabone, Ben English, Ryan Driller, Andy San Dimas, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Zoe Voss, James Deen, Lexi Belle, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, Will Ryder, Kristina Rose

Director Axel Braun incorporates elements of two Christopher Reeve-era “Superman” movies as well as the recent reboot for this big-budget porn that does a commendable job in moving the story along, adding bits of comic business, and keeping the sex non-gratuitous.

Three criminals are jettisoned into space by Jor-El (Dale Dabone) and are unexpectedly set free when their revolving rhomboid cell is exploded by a diverted missile. The movie does not tell us how the boy who would become Superman got to Earth to divert that very same missile, or that Krypton exploded, but these are the logical questions we will suspend in return for watching Lexi Belle get double-teamed in a stewardess uniform. (Well, that’s a gratuitous scene, but we’re grateful for it.)

Back on the ground, newspaper editor Perry White (parody director Will Ryder) wants a scoop about this flying man in pajamas who has been saving airplanes when the city of Metropolis is threatened by terrestrial criminal Lex Luthor (Eric Masterson), whose personal Valerie Perrine is played by Alexis Texas. Cub photographer Jimmy Olson (James Deen in a fun performance) makes the best of impending doom by fucking Kristina Rose in a broom closet.

This is the first sex scene of the movie that is not gratuitous, and the final two belong to Andy San Dimas.

Meanwhile Lois Lane (San Dimas) is forced to kneel before freed Krypton criminal mastermind General Zod (Ben English, playing himself) as well as right-hand girl Zoe Voss. She feigns protest, but her actions and voiceover suggest otherwise. Then she is saved by Superman (Ryan Driller) and the pair have a “Can You Read My Mind?” moment atop her penthouse.

“Superman XXX” is filmed exceptionally well, and I liked it for its little bits of comedy, such as when Superman offers Lois a Baby Wipe. I was impressed with the special effects, which were also exceptional for porn. I don’t know how Braun orchestrated the General Zod-enclosing hula hoop, and choose to let it remain a mystery.

And Driller as Clark Kent/Superman was given as much to do as possible, though the movie belongs to the sassy San Dimas, who just looks good being fucked by aliens.

Buy “Superman XXX” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: I will be your porno camp boyfriend, Andy San Dimas; The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—movies
See also: Vivid

One thought on ““Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod

  1. It’s almost like the porn industry was waiting for Voss to come along to play the ersatz-Ursa. Great Moons of Krytpon!

    I’ve now an erection that could easily fit amongst the skyline of Kandor.

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