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Gram’s Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The G-Spot Love Handle

January 8, 2026 Gram the Man 0

Jim Henson and H.R. Giger travel to Easter Island to craft a sex toy.

“Love Emergency” Controversy Roils North Carolina Porn Giant

September 23, 2019 Gram the Man 0

Manufactured outrage even exists in the adult industry.

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The Slutty Six: AVN And XBiz Agree On Six Significant Spermfests

November 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.

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Alexis Ford gets ready for her closeup

January 7, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Since you can’t show nipples at the AEE, Alexis Ford’s moneymaker was a Sharpie

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Kayden Kross just does it, but Holly Sampson doesn’t

December 8, 2009 Gram the Man 11

It is as if the spirit of the season has covered the porn industry with wholesomeness.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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