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The Porn Valley Mail & Load, March 5, 2021

March 5, 2021 Gram the Man 0

“A vision of exuberance and sexual delight, her lithe teen body eagerly writhes in ecstasy…”

Mark Spiegler

“Patron of the Tarts” or: How To Run Porn Valley from Your Couch

March 4, 2021 Gram the Man 0

If you could set aside your judgment of porn’s morality or put in perspective what it means to be exploited in minimum-wage late-stage capitalism, then […]

Emission of the Week: Thanks, Tanya

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 2

Another Sexy Letter from the essence-mortared pages of Pip Caligulone’s Houseboat magazine.

Julie Simone

Julie Simone, A Woman: Women Spanking Women—Good for Women?

October 16, 2014 Gram the Man 0

Julie Simone on the thrill of spanking women

Aiden Starr And Jessie Andrews “Show Me How” To Appear the Same Height [set visit]

October 9, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“I have something else for you to do,” Starr tells Andrews. “Me.”

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“Mean Bitches”: A porn song that tops from the bottom

October 3, 2012 Gram the Man 1

If 2 Live Crew met actual talent, they might have created a song like XL’s “Mean Bitches.”

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Today in Lesbians: How They Work

July 25, 2012 Gram the Man 4

Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.

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Mother’s Day with Belladonna

May 13, 2012 Gram the Man 2

Belladonna and family like the work of Calef Brown

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The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?

January 1, 2012 Gram the Man 3

2011’s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?

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“Foot Fetish Sluts” make you wait for the other shoe to drop

November 30, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Then wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.

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Everybody must get “Wasted” [video]

November 11, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Chaos + nudity = a great porn movie

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Aiden Starr: Nude with Meme

November 4, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Collective Unconscious does not refer to the types of guys who show up for gangbangs

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“Shut Up And Fuck” is the most fun you can have with your mouth closed

October 21, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”

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My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”

October 21, 2011 Gram the Man 1

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

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Best of Inbox Nudes 6.15.11

June 15, 2011 Gram the Man 2

Ask not from whom to choose the nudes; it tolls for thee.

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Aiden Starr: Post-Legal Performance Artist

February 22, 2011 Gram the Man 1

If Aiden Starr is past 21 and still showing up in “Barely Legal” movies, does that mean all those milves don’t have offspring waiting at home?

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Being for the benefit of Nina Hartley or: Why it pays to throw good money after bad girls

February 21, 2011 Gram the Man 1

“These people are my family,” Hartley says. “And I really feel supported. I like seeing them without having to have a benefit, of course.”

Mark Spiegler: The Last Man Working in Porn

December 28, 2010 Gram the Man 3

I call him Der Überagent

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Kimberly Kane’s “Beautiful Stranger” is a creepy girlfriend experience

December 23, 2010 Gram the Man 2

I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.

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Artporn elite remember David Aaron Clark with wine, cheese, castration

November 30, 2010 Gram the Man 1

We would have welcomed his bitching had DAC just been there.

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