…like the Iraq invasion hinging on the Bush Administration’s lie that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction, the AHF’s WMDs was home-grown AIDS in Porn Valley.
business
B is for Condoms, and other illogical arguments
Though AHF knows that all Porn Valley’s HIV cases have come from elsewhere, Measure B proponents would have voters believe that the disease grows like In-n-Out Burgers all over the region.
business
AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?
If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round
business
Your Porn Valley HIV Digest
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
Today in Porn Valley
Porn scenes from an Italian restaurant
“Someday soon, you’re going to have families of your own. And if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments, like this, that were good.”
events
The Radisson Summit: An embedded report
An informational meeting of adult industry elites was held at Chatsworth’s Radisson Hotel to discuss threats to the Porno-Industrial Complex by California’s Occupational Safety And Health Administration (Cal/OSHA). Chaired by Vivid’s Steve Hirsch, the meeting took place on September 9, timed to coincide with the release of The Beatles Rockband. Despite this, the small room, [...]
health
Adult supervision required: Performer tests positive for HIV
Rumor, recriminations, and the recurring dread of outside regulation hang over Porn Valley this week after it was learned that a porn performer tested positive for HIV and, despite this, worked with another performer. The performer, rumored to be a 42-year-old woman, tested positive June 4 and worked the next day. At issue is how [...]
Porno-Americans