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Deep Inside the XRCO, with Links for Further Reading

April 29, 2016 Gram the Man 0

This year’s XRCO nominations, with links for further reading!

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Your Week in Porn-Related Sea Battles

September 25, 2015 P. Weasels 0

Porn star birthdays as they relate to naval skirmishes in an easy-to-understand primer with nudity

Fap 5 Friday (April 10): Greek Easter Edition

April 10, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe because it’s Easter and Passover, this week’s Fap 5 is surprisingly tame.

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Fap 5 Friday: April 3

April 3, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“…suggests a world in which on any given night there are more than a hundred transsexuals willing to babysit your child.”

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It’s 11 a.m.—guess it’s time for an “Assacre”

May 22, 2013 Gram the Man 0

There is absolutely no reason to wear a watch during sex unless you are a hooker. And we all know that porn performers are not […]

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