“Public Affairs”: You Got Your Picnic Table in My Vadge; No, You Got Your Vadge in My Picnic Table
…it just looks like they’d rather be somewhere else other than on that play structure, which makes a lot of sense.
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“Dracula” Was Born This Gay (And 3-D)
An ingenious scheme by porn directors-whom-you’d-be-forgiven-for-thinking-are-the-same-person-Axel Braun and Bobby Drake has resulted in both a gay and straight version of “Dracula” using the same sets, […]
“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.
Teagan Presley in “Control”: the Ingenue Has Left the Building
“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
Arianna Huffington validates porn parodies
The Huffington Post has compiled a list of porn parodies by XPlay, Hustler, and New Sensations and let their creators speak for themselves. “The level […]