I attended last evening’s Night of 101 Girls and found it pretty O.K. There seemed to be no occasion for the party, other than I recently got my hair cut, but sponsors L.A. Direct Models, Vivid, Skinnie Magazine, and Effen Vodka nevertheless put on a brave face and threw a party anyway. Read more after [...]
Consumers demand more Drink Booze Parties
Now more than ever, America’s porn consumer is craving more drink booze parties in his adult entertainment. Finger pressed firmly to the pulse of an insatiable public (yes, I used that word twice today), Flashpoint Productions has released Spring Break River Rats, a collection of pornographic images relating to rivers. This is an assumption; the [...]
Today in porn swag
I am a relative newcomer to the world of porn journalism, but I have seen my share of free promotional items, and Metro Fusxion’s gift bag in support of Pat Myne’s X-Rated both conforms to porn swag standards and exceeds them. X-Rated has 15 hardcore scenes in it; seven originals which were shot over the [...]
Jagermeister night at Porn Star Karaoke, or: Life Is Beautiful
I can’t tell you how happy the following piece of mail made me. Press Release follows: Jagermeister Night at PSK this Tuesday! The Jager girls will be here from 10:30 pm – 12:30 am shaking their booty, parting and handing out free Jagermeister goodies!! We will be having Jagermeister specials throughout the night for you [...]
The tannens in Miss Samson
Savanna Samson has been described as having great legs and isn’t too fruity. Just one swirl will reveal her opulence. While not as full-bodied as I like them, Samson is definitely not the dregs, and her bouquet is mesmerizing and transcendent.
Pussy Party: Day rate plus anal
“Where do we put the toys when they’re dirty?” Erika Kole asked at one point.
“In my ass,” Thomas replied ruefully.


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