Jenny Hendrix’ breasts to hibernate
Jenny Hendrix, seen here mixing a beverage, is eight days away from getting new breasts. “They’re getting a little bigger,” she confirmed. We tried to […]
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You better run, you better take cover
In that AC/DC is from Australia, I am prepared to give the prison colony a chance. But I realize that what we like in our […]
Report: Night of 101 Girls "Pleasant", "Good"
I attended last evening’s Night of 101 Girls and found it pretty O.K. There seemed to be no occasion for the party, other than I […]
Consumers demand more Drink Booze Parties
Now more than ever, America’s porn consumer is craving more drink booze parties in his adult entertainment. Finger pressed firmly to the pulse of an […]
Today in porn swag
I am a relative newcomer to the world of porn journalism, but I have seen my share of free promotional items, and Metro Fusxion’s gift […]
Jagermeister night at Porn Star Karaoke, or: Life Is Beautiful
I can’t tell you how happy the following piece of mail made me. Press Release follows: Jagermeister Night at PSK this Tuesday! The Jager girls […]
The tannens in Miss Samson
Savanna Samson has been described as having great legs and isn’t too fruity. Just one swirl will reveal her opulence. While not as full-bodied as I like them, Samson is definitely not the dregs, and her bouquet is mesmerizing and transcendent.
Pussy Party: Day rate plus anal
“Where do we put the toys when they’re dirty?” Erika Kole asked at one point.
“In my ass,” Thomas replied ruefully.