Some Fantastic Place: Catching Up with Mika Tan
Mika Tan isn’t just a voluptuous Asian to me.
Alec Knight
Christy Mack’s Brutal Reality Show
No one assumes a non-famous battered wife must have done something to deserve the beating.
Another Flashing Chance At Bliss: “Prom Night Virgins” Ask “Will It Hurt?”
They have done everything but, and Prom Night represents that arbitrary time when they allow the Blessed Event to happen.
“Descent”: Dana Vespoli Is Riding on the Down Escalator of Life
Mrs. Christie regularly passes into fugues after a home invasion leaves her terribly shaken. Luckily, they are sexy fugues.
These “Expendables” will make you extendable
…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?
I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx
In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.
Today in Admirable Restraint: At least they didn’t call it “Whore-O”
“We will do whatever it takes for an independent California.”
Hulk Smear! or: “Iron Man” deficiency
If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.
“Portrait of a Call Girl” has a lot to say
“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
“Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
Kimberly Kane’s “Beautiful Stranger” is a creepy girlfriend experience
I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
A “Jeannie” that wishes it were “Bewitched”
The best character in the movie is Alec Knight as Major Healy. Played by Bill Daily in the original, Knight nevertheless does a flawless Paul Lynde impression. Maybe he thought it was “Bewitched.”
Asian Fever 36
Studio: HustlerDirector:Cast: Priva, Lana Violet, Alec Knight, Joey Brass, Lana Violet, Lily Li, Marco Banderas, Mia Lelani, Sean Michaels, Steve Taylor, Tia Ling Orientation by […]