Boxcover of the Week: Eating Pussy with Your Eyes
…because your tongue is occupied
aletta ocean
Would you rather have an Agbar or an Eiffel up your ass? The fundamentalist response to porn architecture
Since I have never read the Koran, I am uniquely qualified to get into the minds of all pseudo-Islamic terrorists, who haven’t read it either, when I quote Abu Tom Petty: “You believe what you wanna believe.”
(W)hole Lotta Aletta
Aletta Ocean has a body that says “Hungary is open for business.” The casual observer asks: why not fuck her until I disappear?