“Public Affairs”: You Got Your Picnic Table in My Vadge; No, You Got Your Vadge in My Picnic Table
…it just looks like they’d rather be somewhere else other than on that play structure, which makes a lot of sense.
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Immigrant Song: Janelle James in “Fresh Off the Boat”
…each year I age, the creepier I feel watching transactions like these
“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables
We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.
“Portrait of a Call Girl” has a lot to say
“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
Your fantastic tits don’t make you a college professor, Daphne Rosen
That’s like when I was 2, ate all the fudge, had chocolate all over me, and told my mother the dog had shat on my face.
But what is a friend, Sadie West?
Someone once told me, “Grams, a friend is a person who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and then come back and give you […]
Young Hollywood
Studio: Independent Adult CinemaDirector: Carlos BattsCast: Kimberly Kane, Mandy Morbid, Lystra, April Flores, Lindsey Meadows, Adrianna Nicole, Ashley Blue, Alex Gonz, Jerry, Steven St. Croix […]