“Nice to have you over to the spot,” says Lexington Steele, in a nod to a growing list of Things I’ll Never Say.
“Please let me sit down and drink some milk or something.”
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.
Former girls-only performer Alexis Ford is Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl, filling out the triumpornate built on Kayden Kross and Bree Olson, and acting as a perfect synthesis of the two. It is as if North Carolina scientists, having failed to determine how humanity descended from Adam & Eve 6,000 years ago, turned their […]