Lexington Steele Streams Every Ford
“Nice to have you over to the spot,” says Lexington Steele, in a nod to a growing list of Things I’ll Never Say.
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Alexis Texas at Adam & Eve makes great sense
…the recent contract Adam & Eve awarded Alexis Texas means both recognition and stability. Texas is really good at what she does on screen, and she is great engaging with fans when only camera phones are present.
Everybody Does “Dallas”
I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.
Did Alexis Ford get any goddamn cake for her birthday?
“Please let me sit down and drink some milk or something.”
“Jaws XXX 3D”: Nice Quint
“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4” made “Jaws 3” look like “Jaws 2.”
Nudes You May Have Missed
I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women
No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one
What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.
Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”
Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
Sound-down PornTM: Toil, trouble, and teeth in “American Made”
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.
Alexis Ford gets ready for her closeup
Since you can’t show nipples at the AEE, Alexis Ford’s moneymaker was a Sharpie
Adam & Eve debuts Ford hybrid
Former girls-only performer Alexis Ford is Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl, filling out the triumpornate built on Kayden Kross and Bree Olson, and acting […]