Studio: WickedDirector: Brad ArmstrongCast: Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Brad Armstrong, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Barrett Blade, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed, Tory Lane, Janet Mason, Mick Blue, Jerry, TJ Cummings, Bill Bailey It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn’t safe. [...]
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Alexis Texas – just because
Did you know that Alexis Texas is actually from Texas? Not like that bitch Gretchen New Hampshire. That cheap skank is from New Hampshire. Anyway, Alexis Texas was walking out and I was walking in, and this is exactly how she looked while doing so. Accessible, approachable, and absolutely not from New Hampshire. I hope [...]
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Monique Alexander vs. Shelly Long: Bull & Finch not bait & switch
When you’re right, you’re right. Monique Alexander does not look like Shelly Long. But for New Sensations’ porn adaptation of “Cheers,” producers felt that Alexander possessed the spirit of Diane Chambers should that character be a porn star. While Vivid is touting new contract performer AJ Bailey as “the smartest girl in porn” for her [...]
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The Five
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Andre MadnessCast: Bree Olson, Alexis Texas, Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Shyla Stylez, Johnny Sins, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Scott Nails, Danny Mountain Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Just so you know, “The Five” is not about some elite crimefighting team, unless the crime is not having an opportunity [...]
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Hustler XXX XXXI
It is so explicit, in fact, that there appears to be a dollop of splooge coating the 31.
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Stoya: Scream
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: CelesteCast: Stoya, Evan Stone, Alexis Texas, Carmella Santiago, The Love twins, Mahlia Milian, Madison Ivy Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Stoya reminds us that you can’t say “Boobies” without first saying “Boo.” Digital Playground’s “Scream” series, in which its starlets find themselves in spooky, dirty situations, has found a [...]
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The Office XXX – A Parody
Studio: New SensationsDirector: Lee Roy MyersCast: Ashlynn Brooke, James Deen, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Alexis Texas Guest Review by Murray Blackstone Out of all the television shows and movies to make a porn parody of, The Office is certainly not the first that comes to mind. Let’s face it. The characters on The Office – [...]
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Mini-review: Slam It In A Young Whore
Studio: Evil AngelDirector: Dave WestCast: Priva, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, Keisha, Dana DeArmond, Jennifer Dark It’s hard to explain. I like a little brutality in my personal life but it’s not fun watching anyone else do it. I suppose if Priva were there in my bathroom, one of the first things to cross my mind [...]
Conversations with porn writers: Why Alexis Texas’ ass subverts the dominant paradigm
Rarely does porn dare to examine college life. Usually it goes straight from high school to MILFhood. But Ashlynn Goes to College 2 is different. It deals tenderly with issues of class, privilege, and giving lapdances to gang members. I had a thoughtful conversation with Wayne Hentai, the screenwriter of this movie. I didn’t let [...]
Ashlynn Goes to College 2
Studio: New SensationsDirector: Andre MadnessCast: Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, Sabrina Rose, Katie Morgan, Brooke Banner, Tommy Gunn Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “If there’s going to be a rich bitch center of attention,” says Margot, Ashlynn’s college roommate, “it should be me, God damn it. I’m a delicate snowflake, fuckers.” Ashlynn Brooke’s [...]
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