Sometimes Women Murder You: Jack the Zipper’s “Killers”
“Looks like the Spaniard met his match.”
Andy San Dimas
Fellatio for the Fourth: An Historical Perspective
We know that at one point Thomas Jefferson had to have said to Sally Hemmings, “I’m going to Course of Events all over your face.”
These “Expendables” will make you extendable
…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?
Gabe And Karla And Will And Mindy: “Shared Wives”
“I see the twisted remains of melted metal that was once a bike, and the wreckage of the humanity and families that are what’s left over of a $12,000 joyride which, yes, crashed, because they didn’t take it seriously.”
Nudes You May Have Missed
People don’t need fewer nudes in their Inboxes; they need curated nudes
Not Soft: Romeo breaks into Juliet’s yonder window [review]
Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: […]
Adult Entertainment Expo: Similar voices, other rooms [video]
Gram Ponante’s probing questions and silky interview style make porn stars instantly comfortable answering original questions like “What is your favorite position?”
2011: The Glorious Year of the Whore
This year the porn world tackled the issue of prostitution in several thought-provoking films
Stormy Daniels: Hookers can be duplicitous [review]
Suspend your disbelief for a moment and try to imagine a world in which prostitutes can be unethical
My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]
Andy San Dimas talks about MILF birthrate, sterility, alcoholism, and how my gaffe helped her career
Labor Day in Porn Valley
I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”
“Yes,” he says.
We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”
“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.
Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”
Grid your loins, porn fans!
“Pron” is Disney’s biggest porn parody since “Pirates”
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
Swallow the Yellow Thick Load—”Simpsons: The XXX Parody”
And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie
“Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
I will be your Porno Camp Boyfriend, Andy San Dimas
Independent of the fans swarming into the Adult Entertainment Expo, Andy San Dimas says that porn personnel think of the convention as camp.
“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.