“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
It would have been a bold act of splitting the difference for director Braun to throw in a bi/interracial/wheelchair three-way. To the tune of “Red Barchetta.”
“Glee XXX” is going to be fine. In light of recent events, how bad could it possibly be?
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
Nikki Jayne combines the utter blondeness of a So-Cal surfer girl with the fleshiness of a starlet from a different decade. But she’s British!!!
“Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Alone 2” would make it seem, if it were seen by an alien or the Google-free Chinese, that only women with tattoos and/or pink hair have sex. They would also wonder if James Deen made a deal with the devil to get not only Joanna Angel but also every tatted and phosphorescent vixen who walked into the house.
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode from which to mine porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”?
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