Labor Day in Porn Valley
I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”
“Yes,” he says.
I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”
“Yes,” he says.
Imagine how you’ll feel in two weeks when you realize you’d forgotten that “Hogan Knows Best” came out today?
Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.
“Unemployment Benefits” suggests that hot women cannot get jobs in America, which is shocking.
Even if you are not a fan of videogames like “Grand Theft Auto,” you will appreciate Daring! director Dawn’s efforts in recreating the tension, the grittiness, and the camera style common to narrative games in this well-acted, funny, and fast-paced hardcore video.
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
Grid your loins, porn fans!
“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80’s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…
And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie
Here is a porn idea you are free to use, as long as you provide Creative Commons attribution to Dan from Minneapolis
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”
Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards
I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.
Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?
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