“Turbo Rock”‘s girls together outrageously
“Turbo Rock” is a very special porn movie that will make you learn to love groupies and enemas again.
“Turbo Rock” is a very special porn movie that will make you learn to love groupies and enemas again.
High school was a random, strange time. I wanted to fit in whist simultaneously not giving a flying fuck about fitting it.
“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”
I understand “Awards,” of course, but the words “Feminists” and “Porn” are rarely seen in the same sentence unless there’s a “sure do hate” between them.
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
“With this you can stimulate the urethra, hook your thumb over to the G-Spot, get the A-Spot with this finger, and with the other hand stimulate the clitoris.”
It is not lost on this observer that all three of this year’s Alices have names that begin with S. They also have vaginas.
This week’s Adult Novelty Expo at the Sheraton Universal culminates with the first (annual?) O Awards Tuesday night. The awards will honor companies and products […]
Artists from Michelangelo to El Greco have depicted the Virgin Mary, and tonight at La Luz de Jesus (not to be confused with La Madre […]
Something about this week made me long for the rich taste of a Wendy’s Baconator, and I have been passed out atop a pile of […]
I have never had a problem with replicants, cyborgs, or other sentient machines sharing a buffet table with me because, if anything, I don’t want […]
Artist and porn performer Zak Sabbath has created this painting of April Flores taking Lystra for a walk. He has titled it “Judge And Fool.” […]
Fans of the zaftig Flores were probably torn between her glamorous physical presence and the even bigger projection of her on the screen.
Studio: Vivid-AltDirector: Kimberly KaneCast: Aiden Starr, Tyler Knight, Kimberly Kane, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Claire Adams, Mandy Morbid, Faith Leon, April Flores Portions of this […]
Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where […]
One of the best places to see a movie in the City of Los Angeles is the New Beverly Cinema, and the perfect movie to […]
On the set of The Da Vinci Load with the late Haley Paige (December 7, 2005) Casey Parker’s laundry nipple; Sunny Lane’s velvety ass (December […]
For all of my readers who live in Albuquerque (and you must be at least three years past your quinceanera in order to read this […]
As you know, the last time “post-apocalyptic” and “voluptuous” were used in the same sentence was when the Bogue Chitto High School for the Fat […]
Kiss Attack is one of those porn movies that, characteristic of adult marketing, had a lot of pre-release hype and then was never heard from […]
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