“Naked States”: The Origins of Spencer Tunick’s nudestack
Because I am base-minded and low, I was not able to walk away, for I had an erection.
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Pornsaints preying on your impure thoughts
Whenever I see something especially art-smelling featuring nudes, I often wonder how on board the nudes were with the art. This is what captures my […]
Copping a Schiele off Rucca Page
The early 20th century Austrian painter Egon Schiele was no stranger to painting nudes (he was often arrested in pursuit of them), but he usually […]
Art: Despite devotion, April Flores is not a virgin
Artists from Michelangelo to El Greco have depicted the Virgin Mary, and tonight at La Luz de Jesus (not to be confused with La Madre […]
Cui Boner or: AVN is like a Rolling Stone
Ain’t it hard to discover that/He ain’t really where it’s at/After he took from you everything he could steal?/How does it feel? – Bob Dylan […]
The Way I see your free-trade Colombian mermaid vagina
Long ago I really looked at the back of a dollar bill. I also really looked at my toothpaste for Satanic symbols. Why it took […]
Gash of the Ass Titans
While I am uncomfortable with the terms “gash,” “quim,” “spunk,” “jism” (but not “jazm“), “cocksnot,” “bunghole,” “queef” (except as a word that rhymes with “Lee […]
Vivid at 25: Porn with a little reality
Vivid’s Steve Hirsch, who co-founded the company in 1984, was inside. Hirsch is one of only a few of Porn Valley’s CEOs who has managed to keep his company afloat from the dawn of VHS through the Great Internet Dilution. The others are Larry Flynt and Adam & Eve’s Phil Harvey.
Come see Ashley Blue’s Booty
As you know, The Arts are important (or is important). For that reason we must encourage all forms of it that require moving away from […]
"So I says to the guy, I says:"
This emancipated gimp was one of the many delights offered to visitors of Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum. I rarely venture of the Strip while […]
Pirates 2 contest reaches wailing climax
I received several excellent ropey lyrical volleys for the Pirates 2 contest, leading me to think we should have a contest every month around here. […]
Madison Young turns your guilty masturbation into art
You might think of Madison Young as a deadly serious redheaded San Francisco porn performer/director with an agenda. But she is actually from Loveland, Ohio. […]
Lexi Belle: But is it art?
I get a lot of requests to write something – anything – about Lexi Belle, who is from “the South” and Cute As Hell. “The […]
Covers of the week: The prehensile ass of Kiki Vidis
According to the Department of Invented Statistics, 98 percent of porn titles are bought on the basis of cover art alone (that’s why the designer […]
Mapquesting Mahlia Milan’s mixed messages
Mahlia Milan is 5’7″ and 22 years old. This much can be verified by satellite imagery. But what is she trying to tell us? One […]
Daikichi Amano: One Froggy Evening
or: Froggy Went a’ Courtin’ in Your Vagina Here in George W. Bush’s Judaeo-Christian America, we think of frogs as the stars of Number Two […]
Audrey Elson, Odalisque
I met this striking woman at a baby shower several weeks ago, and today I walked onto the set of Anabolic’s Creampie Explosions 3 and […]
Pornsaints to sanctify Philadelphia
Pornsaints, the quasi-religious outfit that makes today’s porn stars look like Patrick Nagel paintings, is hosting its second art show in conjunction with Hotmovies, a […]
Ed Fox: No mean feet
Photographer Ed Fox (whose picture of the newly-minted Noname Jane debuted on this site a week ago) is displaying his work for Garage Magazine at […]
L.A. art world stunned by whimsy, porn, lack of stabbings
What I meant to say in the last entry was “When is the last time you went to an art show – and didn’t get […]