There may be those who disagree with my calling Alexis Texas zaftig, as if I’m trying to call her fat, but I’m not. Zaftig means juicy, goddammit, and Texas is juicy.
Today in Porn Valley
The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?
2011′s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?
fetish
Submit to be tied: “The Truth About O” [video]
I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.
BDSM
When Kenny G murdered Mika Tan: Interview with a Villain
It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.
Gram Is There
Ivan: The Last Man Working in Porn
“I feel bad for the guys who got into the business in the 70′s and 80′s and 90′s and were rolling in money but they didn’t adapt,” Ivan says. “They’re the guys suffering now.”
art
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
art
Artporn elite remember David Aaron Clark with wine, cheese, castration
We would have welcomed his bitching had DAC just been there.
gallery
Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
Gram Is There
Asa Akira: Hot Japanese teens are only thinking about each other
It was the perfect opportunity for me to ask a question that has germinated since the first time I saw a Japanese teen soak her underpants in shame while being raped by an octopus.
contest
Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
BDSM
Asa Akira: Top Drop by any other name
For some, there is a connection between sexuality and shame, and it can be felt on both sides of the relationship. Asa Akira talks about that “What did I just do?” feeling
business
AEE returns to champion Porn-for-Pay model
There once was a time when even something God-awful would sell 30,000 units at $79.95 a tape.
classic
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
interviews
Asa Akira and David Aaron Clark’s week of robots and blood
“I guess because it’s obsessive, casually kinky, giddily dark. Oh, and full of the kind of sex and the kind of women that turn me on, that I happen to think make life worth living. If you’re twisted like that, too, I’m confident you’ll find it fulfilling on multiple levels.”
Narcissism
Social Network Disease