For Halloween, a spooky Ashlynn Brooke

Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.

Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.

Larry Flynt, the great man has admitted, lost his virginity to a chicken. I keep that in mind when I review sex toys that at first seem improbable.

“Women likes vampires because they’re sexy,” said Brooke.

If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!

You all know me; you know how I earn a livin’. And you probably know that the tone, execution, and intent of a porn movie, all things being equal, often trumps budget and cast for me, because there’s a finite number of ways someone can take one in the face. That is why I really [...]

What gave “Seinfeld XXX” the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of “Rhoda” was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.

But if other companies are looking at the resurgence of parodies as the one bright spot in an otherwise dismal adult DVD market, New Sensations seems to be banking on the Internet as the last, best moneymaker in porn.

Studio: New SensationsDirector: Lee Roy MyersCast: Ashlynn Brooke, James Deen, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Alexis Texas Guest Review by Murray Blackstone Out of all the television shows and movies to make a porn parody of, The Office is certainly not the first that comes to mind. Let’s face it. The characters on The Office – [...]

I never mistook Nautica Thorn for Mika Tan. I never confused Bree Olson with Ashlynn Brooke. I know the difference between a cabbage and a lettuce. But today I did something unfortunate to Hannah Hilton, seen here with Meggan Mallone. Hilton was at the Vivid booth, like Superman’s Fortress of Solitude had the Man of [...]

As you know, I can only give you my thoughts on what Cthulhu, Ronnie James Dio, Lorraine Gary as Ellen Brody, or the Prophet Isaiah might do when confronted with certain types of porn. But since I and my colleague B.A. Baracus were drummed out of the service (for a crime we didn’t commit) and [...]

“Beyond courage, beyond honor, we find our hearts and minds.” Thus begins the boxcover copy for New Sensations’ sequel to Hearts & Minds, starring Ashlynn Brooke and Tommy Gunn and which looks to be a cross between Blackhawk Down, Coming Home, and Big-Titted Teens. There is an adult industry term for the type of porno [...]

By the 10-minute mark in most AVN award shows, the heady thrill that accompanies the 2-hour wait for the show to start has dwindled considerably. That is why many people don’t remember that the band Buckcherry played the AVN show in 2007 on the strength of their 2006 hit “Crazy Bitch.” I use “Crazy Bitch” [...]