This movie offended my delicate sensibilities because there is no way to judge the best bodies in porn unless you fuck all of them several times over a 20-year-period and submit your findings to the National Institutes of Health. And who has time?
It is often years later that I realize how brilliant a photographer I am.
I didn’t get the impression at the time that this was an underhanded compliment. Especially since, when talking about boobs, it’s best to hold them underhanded.
For Halloween, a spooky Ashlynn Brooke
Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.
“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance
Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.
Larry Flynt, the great man has admitted, lost his virginity to a chicken. I keep that in mind when I review sex toys that at first seem improbable.
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode from which to mine porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”?
“Women likes vampires because they’re sexy,” said Brooke.
If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!
For a few glorious weeks, New Sensations’ “X Files” fan fiction porno went by the name of the original show, with the subtitle “A Dark […]
You all know me; you know how I earn a livin’. And you probably know that the tone, execution, and intent of a porn movie, […]
What gave “Seinfeld XXX” the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of “Rhoda” was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.
The Huffington Post has compiled a list of porn parodies by XPlay, Hustler, and New Sensations and let their creators speak for themselves. “The level […]
But if other companies are looking at the resurgence of parodies as the one bright spot in an otherwise dismal adult DVD market, New Sensations seems to be banking on the Internet as the last, best moneymaker in porn.
Studio: New SensationsDirector: Lee Roy MyersCast: Ashlynn Brooke, James Deen, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Alexis Texas Guest Review by Murray Blackstone Out of all the […]
Dear Readers: Above is the only known photograph of New Sensations contract performers Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West in the same room. Since Brooke is […]
I never mistook Nautica Thorn for Mika Tan. I never confused Bree Olson with Ashlynn Brooke. I know the difference between a cabbage and a […]
As you know, I can only give you my thoughts on what Cthulhu, Ronnie James Dio, Lorraine Gary as Ellen Brody, or the Prophet Isaiah […]
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