“Don’t take your cues from porn,” says Lexi Belle as she rests her high heels on his back
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The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!
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Gash of the Ass Titans
While I am uncomfortable with the terms “gash,” “quim,” “spunk,” “jism” (but not “jazm“), “cocksnot,” “bunghole,” “queef” (except as a word that rhymes with “Lee Van Cleef“), “cunt” (except when the British combine it with “stupid”), “the shitter,” “dirtpipe,” “stink star,” ATOGM, and “love juices,” this will not stop me from using one of them [...]
Audrey Bitoni: JGrrl of the Year
One of the cool opportunities for gracefully aging performers in the porn industry is to start one’s own company and keep your name alive by attaching it to the flesh of newcomers. This was a successful model for Jill Kelly, Danni Woodward, Jenna Jameson and, to a lesser degree, Hellraiser‘s Pinhead. Following in these footsteps, [...]
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Audrey Bitoni: Not that kind of Cardassian
By astutely feigning ignorance of Kim Kardashian, the producers of Getting It Up with the Kardassians instead stumble full force into a group more rabid than O.J. Simpson lawyers, Wheaties-bound decathletes, and the divided realm of Armenia: Star Trek fans. What would the legendary Cardassian Union founding father Tret Akleen think about Audrey Bitoni’s performance [...]
Popstar
Studio: VividDirector: B. SkowCast: Monique Alexander, Audrey Bitoni, Nick Manning, Presley Maddox, Carolyn Reese, James Deen, Evan Stone Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot A boulevard of broken dreams story from today’s Hollywood, “Popstar”‘s nipslips, lipsynch malfunctions, and clandestine trysts are so much more compelling than the Tinseltown reality they emulate. “Take your [...]
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Audrey Bitoni: Comin’ At Ya!
The moments I like best in porn movies are usually the transitions. A lot of directors will endeavor to edit them out but when, every now and then, the viewer is treated to the quick hop-off and hop-on between positions, it’s a treat. Why? Because no director has an opinion about how a performer should [...]
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