“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely
Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.
Audrey Hollander is having sex for money legally by playing someone having sex for money illegally.
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
Without really thinking about it, people are fond of saying, “If you want to know about a country, look at its pornography.” Then they will tent their fingers, smile wryly, and say, “Think about it.” Though looking at a culture’s pornography is far less an indicator of its general character than studying its fast food […]
I have now been America’s Beloved Porn Journalist for four years, and I have always been impressed by people who say they’re going to leave the adult industry and then do. A redhead named Vixen is one of these people. Vixen stood at least 5’10″ without heels and didn’t try to hide her light under […]
Studio: Erica McLean/Cheeky Monkey Director: Erica McLean Cast: Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Lavish Styles, Tommy Gunn, Madison Scott, Lee Stone, Kendra Banks, Starri Night, Aiden Starr, Rob Rotten, Ron Jeremy, Blue Iris, Erica McLean It’s impossible to divorce porn from personality; since we can be reasonably assured of how each porn […]
One of the best places to see a movie in the City of Los Angeles is the New Beverly Cinema, and the perfect movie to watch on the New Beverly’s screen will get the midnight treatment on Friday, March 6. Carlos Batts’ Voluptuous Biker Babes is a tribute to the films of Russ Meyer and […]
As you know, the last time “post-apocalyptic” and “voluptuous” were used in the same sentence was when the Bogue Chitto High School for the Fat mounted a stage version of Blade Runner. But today I received the covers of two upcoming movies by eminent pornographers Carlos Batts and Maria Beatty, who are releasing their Voluptuous […]
In worsening economic times, the tough get entrepreneurial. This morning I thought, “If I were a pimp, I could rent out bathroom stalls at Gram Ponante Towers [etc.] to hookers the way estheticians rent out pedicure stations.” Then I wondered if I had any pictures of porn stars in toilets. Then I remembered that I […]
Sasha Grey, Roxy Deville, Belladonna, and Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander star in this German-made documentary about the life of porn performers in and out of Porn Valley. Shot in 2006, 9 to 5 follows these people and more, including agent Mark Spiegler, performer-turned-clinic owner Sharon Mitchell, directors John Stagliano and Jim Powers, and performers […]
Here’s Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer on the set of Hustler’s upcoming “I Love Lucy” adaptation Everybody Loves Lucy, which wrapped filming today. “The part was written for me,” Hollander pointed out. ” – and I had the luck of being married to her already,” Bauer said. “So I got to be Desi.” In the […]
Flower Tucci reclines in a pool of her own and others’ natural spendings in a scene from The Violation of Flower Tucci. She has appeared on a television show complaining of her daughter’s lesbianism when the female audience attacks her and makes Flower a lesbian. What? You’re saying that, because she had no choice in […]
Whatever else you might think of GramPonante.com, apparently it is no longer down (though problems remain). Absent any actual news, I leave you with a representative photo of Bluegrass State vixen Audrey Hollander in the water closet. When suggesting the photo to Hollander, I said, “Your red hair! The blue wall!” and Hollander said, “The […]
Even in this environment of limited healthcare choices, a woman still has one or two options when choosing a gynecologist. And I’m not normally the type of person to blame the victim, but if a woman opts to visit a gynecologist called “Dr. Probe,” well, she probably has it coming. I mean, I wouldn’t go […]
Studio: Powersville/JMDirector: Jim PowersCast: Audrey Hollander, Sindee Jennings, Dirty Harry, Cindy Crawford, Otto Bauer, Chelsea Rae, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar. “Any tenderness? Pressure?” The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I […]