“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely

Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.

Audrey Hollander is having sex for money legally by playing someone having sex for money illegally.

Maybe the porn business is tanking, but at least Audrey Hollander looks good.

She perched her wine glass on the edge of the sink, sat on the toilet, and took off her top. What was I doing there?

Without really thinking about it, people are fond of saying, “If you want to know about a country, look at its pornography.” Then they will tent their fingers, smile wryly, and say, “Think about it.” Though looking at a culture’s pornography is far less an indicator of its general character than studying its fast food [...]

Studio: Erica McLean/Cheeky Monkey Director: Erica McLean Cast: Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Lavish Styles, Tommy Gunn, Madison Scott, Lee Stone, Kendra Banks, Starri Night, Aiden Starr, Rob Rotten, Ron Jeremy, Blue Iris, Erica McLean It’s impossible to divorce porn from personality; since we can be reasonably assured of how each porn [...]

It is so explicit, in fact, that there appears to be a dollop of splooge coating the 31.

As you know, the last time “post-apocalyptic” and “voluptuous” were used in the same sentence was when the Bogue Chitto High School for the Fat mounted a stage version of Blade Runner. But today I received the covers of two upcoming movies by eminent pornographers Carlos Batts and Maria Beatty, who are releasing their Voluptuous [...]

In worsening economic times, the tough get entrepreneurial. This morning I thought, “If I were a pimp, I could rent out bathroom stalls at Gram Ponante Towers [etc.] to hookers the way estheticians rent out pedicure stations.” Then I wondered if I had any pictures of porn stars in toilets. Then I remembered that I [...]

Here’s Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer on the set of Hustler’s upcoming “I Love Lucy” adaptation Everybody Loves Lucy, which wrapped filming today. “The part was written for me,” Hollander pointed out. ” – and I had the luck of being married to her already,” Bauer said. “So I got to be Desi.” In the [...]

Flower Tucci reclines in a pool of her own and others’ natural spendings in a scene from The Violation of Flower Tucci. She has appeared on a television show complaining of her daughter’s lesbianism when the female audience attacks her and makes Flower a lesbian. What? You’re saying that, because she had no choice in [...]

Even in this environment of limited healthcare choices, a woman still has one or two options when choosing a gynecologist. And I’m not normally the type of person to blame the victim, but if a woman opts to visit a gynecologist called “Dr. Probe,” well, she probably has it coming. I mean, I wouldn’t go [...]

Studio: Powersville/JMDirector: Jim PowersCast: Audrey Hollander, Sindee Jennings, Dirty Harry, Cindy Crawford, Otto Bauer, Chelsea Rae, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar. “Any tenderness? Pressure?” The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I [...]