Deep Inside the XRCO, with Links for Further Reading
This year’s XRCO nominations, with links for further reading!
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Sometimes People Cry: An AVN Awards Wrap-up
In the end, many of them cried.
Future scientists puzzle over why porn “Terminator” doesn’t jizz hydraulic fluid
Think about it: If Reese goes the porn route and comes on Sarah Connor’s face, how will she get pregnant with The King? Of the Future?
FreitagFoto: Ashlyn Rae wonders how her fans are doing
I don’t eat at those kinds of restaurants enough
The Jizzful Cliff: Lawyers file suit against Measure B
Fear-based and founded on a high-concept lie (that the porn industry both encourages STDs and fails to treat them), the well-funded Yes on Measure B campaign passed—in my opinion—based solely on voter ignorance.
It’s Porn Awards Season! A Compare And Contrast Sampler
…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.
These “Expendables” will make you extendable
…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?
“Nina Loves Ron” (But she also loves Jon, Tom, Braun, and a Strap-On)
Perhaps Nina does love Ron, but then they go and fuck a bunch of other people and never see each other again.
Almost Blue: “This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX”
“The Smurfs XXX” is a backstage look at the porn world through the filter of children’s programming.
XRCO 2012: An Awards Show for the Ages
This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.
“Dracula XXX” Gets A Coppola Loads in the Face
Director Axel Braun’s big-budget 3D adaptation of Francis Ford Coppola’s 1994 “Dracula” is impressive for its big cast and numerous sex scenes. I am particularly […]
Bartholet on Porn Acting [interview]
If an actor is but an instrument of the script, Bartholet is the biggest tool there is. In fact, he should be called Home Depothelet.
“Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species
The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?
Pornollaneous 9.16.10
“That is the stupidest thing I think I’ve ever read.”
“Glee” porn parody both is and ain’t
It would have been a bold act of splitting the difference for director Braun to throw in a bi/interracial/wheelchair three-way. To the tune of “Red Barchetta.”
A “Jeannie” that wishes it were “Bewitched”
The best character in the movie is Alec Knight as Major Healy. Played by Bill Daily in the original, Knight nevertheless does a flawless Paul Lynde impression. Maybe he thought it was “Bewitched.”
Perhaps Porn Valley needs a little “Glee XXX”
“Glee XXX” is going to be fine. In light of recent events, how bad could it possibly be?