Once More into the “Dirt Pipe,” Dear Friends
“Show us the stretching of the Asian Starfish,” says Jake Malone breathlessly
Bailey Blue
Working on the Night Moves with Bailey Blue
Bailey Blue looks like the type of woman Bob Seger would write a song about.
Future scientists puzzle over why porn “Terminator” doesn’t jizz hydraulic fluid
Think about it: If Reese goes the porn route and comes on Sarah Connor’s face, how will she get pregnant with The King? Of the Future?