[PR] Anna Lovato is Straight Outta Bedfordshire
The following is a press release reprinted to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an […]
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Gangbang or get off the babysitter, but for Christ’s sake get your finger out of your mouth
I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
Paige Ashley: First Class Mail-Order Bride
For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is impossibly hot and can do whatever crosses her mind, sassy Brit Ashley decides to go to America to find a husband.
Why is this woman unemployed?
“Unemployment Benefits” suggests that hot women cannot get jobs in America, which is shocking.
Boxcover of the Week: Girls won’t get you pregnant, Tori Black
Everyone knows that spread legs are a woman’s way of saying “impregnate me and tie me to the Earth.”
Easy Access with Katwoman, Charlie Sheen
Gram thinks it’s weird that some of the biggest criticism of people who pay for sex comes from the people who are paid for sex
The (Sasha) Grey area of racial indignation
How many times have I introduced Lucy Liu as Jennifer Aniston at my dinner parties?
Of “Seven Deadly Sins,” only a couple seemed worth it
Because really, if there’s a cumshot in the scene, it’s Lust.
Sex on a Plane: “Passenger 69”
The number 69 should be retired if pornographers are going to continue misusing it. I felt the same way when a certain position was not displayed in “This Ain’t The Mission XXX.”
“Mork & Mandy”: Once, people would buy anything
Would it have killed them to throw in an Exidor? Yes, probably. But Tyler Faith fills me with Mearth.