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I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is impossibly hot and can do whatever crosses her mind, sassy Brit Ashley decides to go to America to find a husband.
“Unemployment Benefits” suggests that hot women cannot get jobs in America, which is shocking.
Everyone knows that spread legs are a woman’s way of saying “impregnate me and tie me to the Earth.”
Gram thinks it’s weird that some of the biggest criticism of people who pay for sex comes from the people who are paid for sex
How many times have I introduced Lucy Liu as Jennifer Aniston at my dinner parties?
Because really, if there’s a cumshot in the scene, it’s Lust.
The number 69 should be retired if pornographers are going to continue misusing it. I felt the same way when a certain position was not displayed in “This Ain’t The Mission XXX.”
Would it have killed them to throw in an Exidor? Yes, probably. But Tyler Faith fills me with Mearth.