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Old time cock and hole: “Risky Business” Revisited

February 1, 2011 Gram the Man 1

This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.

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Voting open for NightMoves Awards, with autumn closing in

July 13, 2009 Gram the Man 0

So close to the Porn Valley mentality is the city of Tampa that a street bearing its name runs straight through Northridge. That is why […]

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Zeina Heart: Unbearded Francophone

August 30, 2008 Gram the Man 0

My theory of porn, gratuitous nudity, etc. is that no one actually thinks it’s art, and it doesn’t actually say anything about the world in […]

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Working on your NightMoves awards

July 9, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Even casual observers of adult awards will notice that the same people and projects tend to be nominated over the course of the several annual […]

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What Would Bob Seger Do? Girls on Film: Solo 2

September 24, 2007 Gram the Man 0

As easy as it might be to forget why I’m here, now and then I am reminded that at all times we must pay homage […]

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Paige Turner reminds me of Daisy Buchanan

March 23, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Paige Turner (get it?) stars in BadAss Pictures’ Virgin Patrol 3. Virgin Patrols, as you know, are a provision of the USA PATRIOT Act and […]

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