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Free fornicatin’ friend follow Friday: Lac gratiis

August 19, 2011 Gram the Man 4

The week in free Twitter nudity

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“It was between the brothers, KK”

June 30, 2011 Gram the Man 1

I just needed to get a “Godfather 2” reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.

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Ass to Mouth: Adrianna Nicole And “The King’s Speech”

May 23, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“It’s not like they’ll be filming “‘Another King’s Speech’ there like it’s ‘Next Friday.'”

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Plenty of T’n’A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17

May 13, 2011 Gram the Man 5

You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?

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“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated

April 29, 2011 Gram the Man 0

What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?

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“Sexy Tales”: Bobbi Starr has a dirty mouth

April 25, 2011 Gram the Man 1

This month’s “Sexy Tales” featured Bobbi Starr, Bobby Gordon, and Fogelfoot

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“Fellatio” by jessica drake: How to give a Wicked blowjob

April 1, 2011 Gram the Man 3

“You’re more exciting than his hands, I hope,” says Bobbi Starr

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Bobbi Starr’s PepsiCo stock goes way up

March 29, 2011 Gram the Man 7

Gram talks with Bobbi Starr about porn set food, and why she is the ultimate eating surface

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When you wishlist upon a porn star: Gifting etiquette in the adult industry

March 17, 2011 Gram the Man 5

“It’s a fetish to buy a pretty girl something she wants,” says Kimberly Kane.

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Yar’s Revenge: “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gets a porn parody

February 9, 2011 Gram the Man 4

I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”

A Little Part of Me

Grieving Widow Porn: “A Little Part of Me”

February 1, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“A Little Part of Me” is porn for people who like scented candles.

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I will be your Porno Camp Boyfriend, Andy San Dimas

January 8, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Independent of the fans swarming into the Adult Entertainment Expo, Andy San Dimas says that porn personnel think of the convention as camp.

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The Softening of Bobbi Starr

January 7, 2011 Gram the Man 1

A duality compels Bobbi Starr, who detailed her regimen for staying as germ-free in Vegas as possible.

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year

December 31, 2010 Gram the Man 4

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

Mark Spiegler: The Last Man Working in Porn

December 28, 2010 Gram the Man 3

I call him Der Überagent

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Kimberly Kane’s “Beautiful Stranger” is a creepy girlfriend experience

December 23, 2010 Gram the Man 2

I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.

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Show a porn star you love her—with cash and gifts!

December 3, 2010 Gram the Man 6

Naughty Wishlists is a convenient way for you to show the porn girls you are platonically stalking that you love them; with items from their Amazon, Stcokroom, or Adam & Eve wishlists.

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Artporn elite remember David Aaron Clark with wine, cheese, castration

November 30, 2010 Gram the Man 1

We would have welcomed his bitching had DAC just been there.

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Sucking cocks in Hell: Porn stars discuss horror movies

October 29, 2010 Gram the Man 6

“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance

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Jayden Jaymes: Pleased to unleash you

October 29, 2010 Gram the Man 2

Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.

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