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Jenny Hendrix: The Porn Actor’s Nightmare

December 11, 2008 Gram the Man 7

“When I was in high school I’d always have that dream where I was naked in front of people,” Jenny Hendrix said. I had to […]

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Long shots: Young Girls with Big Tits

November 17, 2008 Gram the Man 2

It must have seemed like an art film or something, one of those Charlie Kaufman/Wes Anderson movies, except with porn. I can imagine the pitch […]

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Vicky Vette: When boobs are not enough

August 29, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Erotic Scandinavian among erotic Scandinavians Vicky Vette, whose wholesome sauciness evokes the pornstars of the 90’s, is in a near dead heat with someone named […]

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Say hello to my big friends or: Scoreface

July 23, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Like you, I was once 12 and can see the appeal of huge boobs, especially on someone as pleasant-seeming as Devin Taylor, who throws them […]

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Gianna admits assault

July 18, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Phat Ass Tits 5 is an example of how, in porn, the word for one body part can be used as the adjective that modifies […]

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Memphis Monroe’s nipples get Clubbed

July 11, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Kentucky’s own Memphis Monroe adorns the cover of September’s Club International magazine, but her nipples do not. “I took a double take,” Monroe said. “I […]

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Richard Kern unnecessarily validates Sinead

April 17, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Photographer Richard Kern is featured in a regular series of segments on Spike Jonze’s Brooklyn-based site VBS-TV. “Shot by Kern” is interesting for several reasons, […]

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Memphis gets back to me re: boobs

February 18, 2008 Gram the Man 0

People drift in and out of our lives so often, especially in porn, as the caprices of Fate dictate our schedules, geography, partners, and spirochete […]

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Industry shocker: Jenny Hendrix to not get new boobs

December 17, 2007 Gram the Man 2

“I will not be getting new boobs for the time being,” said Jenny Hendrix this weekend. This really has been an emotional rollercoaster. I don’t […]

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Wishful thinking ejaculation timelines

October 3, 2007 Gram the Man 3

A company is trying to sell me on embedding a Flash player in my site that will show quick video “teases” to draw in customers. […]

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Big Boobs 3: The Hard Way

January 22, 2007 Gram the Man 0

One of the things people don’t talk about when describing their first experiences with porn is that part of the fascination back then was that […]

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